What are we?

So chick is like, “Babe, what are we?”

And dude is bemused like, “Uh… you’re my girlfriend?”

Chick: You see? That’s the problem. I would never stop being your girlfriend.

Dude: Babe, where is this coming from?

Chick: Dave, we’ve been together for three years now. Where are we heading to?

Dude: Babe, I totally don’t understand you.

Chick: You see that’s your problem, you’re so scared of commitment that you don’t even think about a family at all.

Dude: Whoa! Family? Babe we’ve been over this, I told you, I’m not ready.

Chick: But what’s stopping us?

Dude: Babe, we’re good like this. I love you and you love me too. What more do you want?

Chick: Look, Dave, I can’t keep doing this forever. I want more, I want a family.

Dude: Wow! Have you been thinking about this? Because we were having a nice time and then you came pouring down on me like the Mississippi.

Chick: You know what, Dave, I can’t deal. You’ve proven to me that you’re scared of commitment. What are you so scared about? Don’t you like kids?

Dude: You know I like kids, Rache, so don’t even go there.

Chick: Then have some of your own!

Dude: Whoa! Some. Where did some come from?

Chick: Damn, you’re such a pussy.

Dude: Yea, I have a good time fucking it.

Chick: You know what, it’s over between us. You’re not the man for my future.

Dude: Babe, I think you’re taking this overboard, just calm down and let’s talk.

Chick: I’m done talking, David. Goodbye.

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